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terrible.jpg (5999 bytes) Bill Gates announces a new course of Microsoft corp.:  "Windows for everybody"
Now, from this day and forever the Microsoft Windows 98 will become the freeware. And even more: all users of this software product well be awarded with some money or software gift (the retribution for the sins - as Bill Gates said). But in spite of this new policy, the PC World editorial thinks that most of users of wintel-compatible platforms will still choose the Linux, and pay this minimal fee of 15$USD for gaining the distributive compact disk.

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bic.jpg (753 bytes)Users of Microsoft Windows 2000 entreating the software installers to deinstall this operation system. bic.jpg (753 bytes)Microsoft is buying the network of grocery stores: now all buyers of this stores should buy the Microsoft Office in "makeweight" for any goods.
bic.jpg (753 bytes)"The old man now prepares to die regretfully...".  The Metallica announces his new song about Bill Gates. bic.jpg (753 bytes)Windows is now pretending to the honorary title of "CPU-killer".

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Unemployment on Microsoft.

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y2k.jpg (2664 bytes) Will Microsoft be the leader in 21st century - that's the real Y2K problem!

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